(Source: iansomerhaldme, via pizzaroo)
| doctor: | what are your symptoms |
| eminem: | I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE AND RIGHT NOW IT'S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE |
| doctor: | what |
| what you said: | Im going out for a little bit, mom. |
| what she heard: | Im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people im never coming back I hate you and your cooking sucks. |
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| parent: | why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends |
| me: | well they turned into a cunt |
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French artist Mademoiselle Maurice who creates stunning geometric figures on urban surfaces using rainbows of folded origami...